Would anybody like a nice blue Dodge minivan complete with four car seats?
Well, sorry! You missed your chance today.
At the mall around lunchtime today mine was free for the taking.
Now, lest you think I am crazy, let me reassure you I did carefully lock the doors. I know I did. I just didn't close all the doors. Minor detail.
As we approached the car, we noticed the door wide open and marvelled that the van was untouched. We marvelled some more and said a really long prayer of Thanksgiving.
Either we have really cool, super duper Guardian Angels or there just isn't much demand out there for old Dodge minivans.