Jacob says

As we prepared for an after dinner, family trip to Academy this evening, Jacob stood in the den paging through his Beginner's Guide to Fishing book. Without looking up from his book, he blurted out,

"At Academy I really want to go to the "article lurchers" aisle.

Mom: "Hmmmmmm, Jacob??? Let me see that book."

Jacob: "I want to look at the 'article lurchers'."

Mom: Oh. I see now. Go show your Daddy what your talking about.

Brian laughed as he realized Jacob really wanted to visit the aisle with the ARTIFICIAL LURES. Maybe that Alphaphonics didn't work so well?????